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    Holding
    Surprising
    Her trousers zipped off to eleven different lengths, she was so versatile
    Yeah the party was fun I guess. Don't really remember much
    The note I wrote As she read, she said "Has the Perrier gone Straight to my head Or is life sick and cruel, instead?" "Yes!" No - no - no - no - no - no No - no - no - no - no - no Oh...
    Andy Murray's teeth
    Interactive Strongbow Pyramid (& Blackcurrant Squash) Islington Mill
    Architecture and eggs
    Rhinoplasty - first go
    le joli song
    Glitch print
    Who wore it best?
    Limited edition organic compressed tree sandals
    I'm just looking for one divine carrot
    Justin Bieber & The Haggis Supper
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    12 hours 12 pints 12 pubs
    The rehearsal was a fiasco, everyone was out of time. Except for me.
    The Onion Challenge
    Bust of Kerry Katona in sponge
    The waitress forgot about us, the drinks were flat and the steak was stone cold.
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    A shirt for Ollie